| A thread inspired by @LoveYourSmile. Even if cats are known to be the cleanest pets you can own and have the best grooming habits, do you believe they still remain too dirty to be kissed? Do you actually kiss your cat? If you do, how often and where? Do you feel it might still be a slightly dirty thing to do? I love to kiss my cats on the forehead and never thought there was anything dirty about it. What do all think? Whether or not you own a cat. @KittenCuddler @Serafos @Cybercat2000 @Little_Sheepling |
| Probably depends on the type of kiss. |
| I nose-to-nose kiss my cat pretty often, as for reason she always leans her face towards me if I approach her a certain way. As a kitten she used to lick my face to the point of obsession, but she's stopped doing that now. I don't really mind, she probably has better dental hygiene than I do 😂🤐 |
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| I kiss my cats on top of their head, which is the cleanest place. Just avoid having too much contact with their cheeks and nose like @Little_Sheepling because they like to rub their nose right up another cats asshole and scratch their cheeks with their feet. But mostly it should be reserved for special occasions. It’s more appropriate to hug and cuddle your cats and accept that you’ll always be dealing with microbial poop fragments. |
| How about not to kiss a cat no matter how adorable it is? Poke its butt. https://pin.it/71x81bfE1 |
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Reply to Zarutaku
Probably depends on the type of kiss.
| @Zarutaku Platonic kiss of affection, of course. |
Reply to Little_Sheepling
I nose-to-nose kiss my cat pretty often, as for reason she always leans her face towards me if I approach her a certain way.
As a kitten she used to lick my face to the point of obsession, but she's stopped doing that now.
I don't really mind, she probably has better dental hygiene than I do 😂🤐
As a kitten she used to lick my face to the point of obsession, but she's stopped doing that now.
I don't really mind, she probably has better dental hygiene than I do 😂🤐
Little_Sheepling said: I like to say that cats are real clean, but their teeth do get dirty with time. If you don't want your cat to need teeth extraction in her old age, you should consider having tartar removed by a veterinarian every few years or so.I don't really mind, she probably has better dental hygiene than I do 😂🤐 |
| I am curious about the cat's perspective. |
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| I don't mind meeting nose to nose but I don't think I would be giving her any kind of kiss with my lips. |
| idk why would I kiss a cat, the purpose of animals is so that they run around and eat things and knock things over, I get why one would pet an animal but not kiss |
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Reply to Commit_Crime
idk why would I kiss a cat, the purpose of animals is so that they run around and eat things and knock things over, I get why one would pet an animal but not kiss
| @Commit_Crime You're telling me you wouldn't head kiss your lizard out of affection if you had one? |
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@Commit_Crime You're telling me you wouldn't head kiss your lizard out of affection if you had one?
| @fleurbleue that sounds retarded, there is already a reptilian thing living with me and I have 0 desire to kiss a tortoise. First up, maybe one of the two guys with a name starting with 14 has a point, because there has to be some sort of brain worm that makes people want to kiss their animals. Second, I wont go into detail because last time I got banned for this... But there is a particular reason for why some billionaires dont have supermodel wives and it has EVERYTHING to do with the existence of a certain industry in Africa which is hiding behind hunting exotic animals. Now I am not saying that the only point of safaris is to get rich guys into Africa so they can you know with lions and cheetahs. Thats such an outrageous conspiracy and I am glad they ban people who spread it. I mean thats just such flawed logic, if I was a billionaire and I could race power boats or watch live midget fights, I would surely spend my time driving for hours through the savanna just to shoot a giraffe in the head. |
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I'd never, I saw what it puts in the mouth. Kitty huffling is safer. |
Reply to Commit_Crime
@fleurbleue that sounds retarded, there is already a reptilian thing living with me and I have 0 desire to kiss a tortoise.
First up, maybe one of the two guys with a name starting with 14 has a point, because there has to be some sort of brain worm that makes people want to kiss their animals.
Second, I wont go into detail because last time I got banned for this... But there is a particular reason for why some billionaires dont have supermodel wives and it has EVERYTHING to do with the existence of a certain industry in Africa which is hiding behind hunting exotic animals. Now I am not saying that the only point of safaris is to get rich guys into Africa so they can you know with lions and cheetahs. Thats such an outrageous conspiracy and I am glad they ban people who spread it. I mean thats just such flawed logic, if I was a billionaire and I could race power boats or watch live midget fights, I would surely spend my time driving for hours through the savanna just to shoot a giraffe in the head.
First up, maybe one of the two guys with a name starting with 14 has a point, because there has to be some sort of brain worm that makes people want to kiss their animals.
Second, I wont go into detail because last time I got banned for this... But there is a particular reason for why some billionaires dont have supermodel wives and it has EVERYTHING to do with the existence of a certain industry in Africa which is hiding behind hunting exotic animals. Now I am not saying that the only point of safaris is to get rich guys into Africa so they can you know with lions and cheetahs. Thats such an outrageous conspiracy and I am glad they ban people who spread it. I mean thats just such flawed logic, if I was a billionaire and I could race power boats or watch live midget fights, I would surely spend my time driving for hours through the savanna just to shoot a giraffe in the head.
Commit_Crime said: Kissing out of affection is a pretty normal thing. I doubt all the mothers over the world have brain worms that make them kiss their babies. And affection for cats is often linked as a subconscious parental instinct. That's called the baby schema. First up, maybe one of the two guys with a name starting with 14 has a point, because there has to be some sort of brain worm that makes people want to kiss their animals. Cuteness is often used as a measure indicative of attractiveness to a stimulus commonly associated with infancy and youth. The term was conceptualized in the Konrad Lorenz's notion of Kindchenschema (or baby schema) and first described by the ethologist as a set of facial features (i.e., large head and a round face, a high and protruding forehead, large eyes, and a small nose and mouth) able to trigger an innate releasing mechanism for caregiving and affective orientation toward infants. More recently, several empirical studies have shown that faces with these traits are commonly perceived as cute and attractive and are consistently preferred to those with a less infantile facial configuration |
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Commit_Crime said:
First up, maybe one of the two guys with a name starting with 14 has a point, because there has to be some sort of brain worm that makes people want to kiss their animals.
Kissing out of affection is a pretty normal thing. I doubt all the mothers over the world have brain worms that make them kiss their babies. And affection for cats is often linked as a subconscious parental instinct. That's called the baby schema. First up, maybe one of the two guys with a name starting with 14 has a point, because there has to be some sort of brain worm that makes people want to kiss their animals.
Cuteness is often used as a measure indicative of attractiveness to a stimulus commonly associated with infancy and youth. The term was conceptualized in the Konrad Lorenz's notion of Kindchenschema (or baby schema) and first described by the ethologist as a set of facial features (i.e., large head and a round face, a high and protruding forehead, large eyes, and a small nose and mouth) able to trigger an innate releasing mechanism for caregiving and affective orientation toward infants. More recently, several empirical studies have shown that faces with these traits are commonly perceived as cute and attractive and are consistently preferred to those with a less infantile facial configuration
| @fleurbleue yeah, liking cats is normal but kissing things platonically is something I always found weird even though its considered normal too. Idk, ig kissing a cat at least isnt creepy (unlike kissing a dog). |
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I'd never, I saw what it puts in the mouth. Kitty huffling is safer.
| @Sasori56483 It’s like huffing jenkem only kawaii |
| Pets rub their assholes everywhere. You have your cat on your pillow, next time you go to sleep, you're breathing in cat asshole. What else does your cat clean by itself? I don't trust anyone that lets animals inside the house except for fish. |
| Who wouldn't kiss a cute kitty, I ask you!?!? Sure they lick their butt, but we all would too if we had the ability to do so! |
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Reply to KittenCuddler
Who wouldn't kiss a cute kitty, I ask you!?!? Sure they lick their butt, but we all would too if we had the ability to do so!
KittenCuddler said: Quite evidently the usual suspect, @149597871.Who wouldn't kiss a cute kitty, I ask you!?!? |
| I've never actually kissed a cat before, but i used to kiss my dog on the head quite a lot and i never really got ill because of it, so i'm presuming it's alright. |
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| "I kiss my cats on top of their head, which is the cleanest place." Yup, pretty much the same. I agree with Cybercat2000. |
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fleurbleue said: I love to kiss my cats on the forehead and never thought there was anything dirty about it Completely agree! My 20 year old cat who passed away about a year ago was always very happy to be kissed on the head, never thought twice about it. |
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Reply to fleurbleue
KittenCuddler said:
Who wouldn't kiss a cute kitty, I ask you!?!?
Quite evidently the usual suspect, @149597871.Who wouldn't kiss a cute kitty, I ask you!?!?
| @fleurbleue Wow, all your hard work of trying to convince me how clean you are just went to waste. Kissing your cat? Just why? Why would you do that? You are like those people who kiss their dogs on the mouth and then say that "they are the cleanest animals," blah-blah. HAVE YOU SEEN THE THINGS THAT A DOG PUTS IN HIS MOUTH?? Not to mention that even your dog/cat doesn't want you to kiss it. It's weird; it's gross. And I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, but I'm going to say it. It is always middle class white people who do it. Like, I'm not trying to get political, but I think we should be able to do better because some of us are just regular people who want to live normal lives. I've spent so many years in Japan where people are obsessed with these awful beasts, and yet I still didn't see a single person crazy enough to actually kiss their cat. I'm tired of being stereotyped by those around me as some sort of freak who values his highly questionable intimate connection with some animal more than actual humans, all because of threads like these. I'm not one of them! I don't even have a pet!! HEEEEELP!!! |
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@fleurbleue
Wow, all your hard work of trying to convince me how clean you are just went to waste.
Kissing your cat? Just why? Why would you do that? You are like those people who kiss their dogs on the mouth and then say that "they are the cleanest animals," blah-blah. HAVE YOU SEEN THE THINGS THAT A DOG PUTS IN HIS MOUTH?? Not to mention that even your dog/cat doesn't want you to kiss it. It's weird; it's gross. And I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, but I'm going to say it. It is always middle class white people who do it. Like, I'm not trying to get political, but I think we should be able to do better because some of us are just regular people who want to live normal lives. I've spent so many years in Japan where people are obsessed with these awful beasts, and yet I still didn't see a single person crazy enough to actually kiss their cat. I'm tired of being stereotyped by those around me as some sort of freak who values his highly questionable intimate connection with some animal more than actual humans, all because of threads like these. I'm not one of them! I don't even have a pet!! HEEEEELP!!!
Wow, all your hard work of trying to convince me how clean you are just went to waste.
Kissing your cat? Just why? Why would you do that? You are like those people who kiss their dogs on the mouth and then say that "they are the cleanest animals," blah-blah. HAVE YOU SEEN THE THINGS THAT A DOG PUTS IN HIS MOUTH?? Not to mention that even your dog/cat doesn't want you to kiss it. It's weird; it's gross. And I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, but I'm going to say it. It is always middle class white people who do it. Like, I'm not trying to get political, but I think we should be able to do better because some of us are just regular people who want to live normal lives. I've spent so many years in Japan where people are obsessed with these awful beasts, and yet I still didn't see a single person crazy enough to actually kiss their cat. I'm tired of being stereotyped by those around me as some sort of freak who values his highly questionable intimate connection with some animal more than actual humans, all because of threads like these. I'm not one of them! I don't even have a pet!! HEEEEELP!!!
| @149597871 I'm going to kiss you on the forehead and talk to you like you're a cat. |
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| Probably I still kiss my cats regardless |
| a kiss on the forehead is acceptable, i thought you were talking about those freaks who kiss their pets on the neck. i have no cats of my own, but my friend has two and the ginger of the pair communicates affection with headbutts |
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@fleurbleue
Wow, all your hard work of trying to convince me how clean you are just went to waste.
Kissing your cat? Just why? Why would you do that? You are like those people who kiss their dogs on the mouth and then say that "they are the cleanest animals," blah-blah. HAVE YOU SEEN THE THINGS THAT A DOG PUTS IN HIS MOUTH?? Not to mention that even your dog/cat doesn't want you to kiss it. It's weird; it's gross. And I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, but I'm going to say it. It is always middle class white people who do it. Like, I'm not trying to get political, but I think we should be able to do better because some of us are just regular people who want to live normal lives. I've spent so many years in Japan where people are obsessed with these awful beasts, and yet I still didn't see a single person crazy enough to actually kiss their cat. I'm tired of being stereotyped by those around me as some sort of freak who values his highly questionable intimate connection with some animal more than actual humans, all because of threads like these. I'm not one of them! I don't even have a pet!! HEEEEELP!!!
Wow, all your hard work of trying to convince me how clean you are just went to waste.
Kissing your cat? Just why? Why would you do that? You are like those people who kiss their dogs on the mouth and then say that "they are the cleanest animals," blah-blah. HAVE YOU SEEN THE THINGS THAT A DOG PUTS IN HIS MOUTH?? Not to mention that even your dog/cat doesn't want you to kiss it. It's weird; it's gross. And I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, but I'm going to say it. It is always middle class white people who do it. Like, I'm not trying to get political, but I think we should be able to do better because some of us are just regular people who want to live normal lives. I've spent so many years in Japan where people are obsessed with these awful beasts, and yet I still didn't see a single person crazy enough to actually kiss their cat. I'm tired of being stereotyped by those around me as some sort of freak who values his highly questionable intimate connection with some animal more than actual humans, all because of threads like these. I'm not one of them! I don't even have a pet!! HEEEEELP!!!
| @149597871 I was expecting a funny answer but this meltdown is beyond my expectation. You may try to portray yourself as a cat hater, but it's pointless. You must accept your fate as a cat kisser. There will be no help from anyone. |
Reply to CC
@149597871 I'm going to kiss you on the forehead and talk to you like you're a cat.
| @CC Ehh, cat hater or not, only a fool would reject such an offer. *Ahem*... I mean, "The offer sounds too *purr*-fect to refuse, meow!! <3" fleurbleue said: @149597871 I was expecting a funny answer but this meltdown is beyond my expectation. Well, but isn't it fascinating that after all those years, I still manage to exceed people's expectations? |
| I don't own any cats. I don't like cats btw. |
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@Zarutaku Platonic kiss of affection, of course.
fleurbleue said: Platonic kiss of affection That's what they always say before the @Fishb0i mode kicks in :P |
Zarutaku said: fleurbleue said: Platonic kiss of affection That's what they always say before the @Fishb0i mode kicks in :P For Christ's sake, man... three days clean from jorkin it |
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| Unless it doesn't leave the house and barely frolicks around, most likely yes |
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| I don't have cats myself, but I prefer to kiss only humans (if at all). I'm not worried about the hygienic aspects - after all, Louis Pasteur himself admitted that his germ theory was wrong and the terrain theory was right - it just doesn't sound appealing at all to me to kiss a cat |
149597871 said: Ehh, cat hater or not, only a fool would reject such an offer. *Ahem*... I mean, "The offer sounds too *purr*-fect to refuse, meow!! <3" So willing to become that which you hate just for a little: Noboru said: it just doesn't sound appealing at all to me to kiss a cat You've just not yet met a cat who will melt your heart enough to get past this barrier! |
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149597871 said:
Ehh, cat hater or not, only a fool would reject such an offer. *Ahem*... I mean,
"The offer sounds too *purr*-fect to refuse, meow!! <3"
Ehh, cat hater or not, only a fool would reject such an offer. *Ahem*... I mean,
"The offer sounds too *purr*-fect to refuse, meow!! <3"
So willing to become that which you hate just for a little:
Noboru said:
it just doesn't sound appealing at all to me to kiss a cat
it just doesn't sound appealing at all to me to kiss a cat
You've just not yet met a cat who will melt your heart enough to get past this barrier!
| @CC Of course! That's merely a tempor... "tem*purr*ary" humiliation. Like with most cats, the master will eventually become the pet - cat ears included! In the meantime, I get to enjoy the free food, shelter, and occasional kisses. Oops, revealed my plan to foolish human girl. I mean, "meow - meow, blah - blah. Look at how cute and innocent I am, etc." |
CC said: Given that due to my reclusive and non-involving nature in person, any prospects of finding a being I would be attracted to by a huge magnitude more times to get past the barrier with would be rather low, the chances of me getting crazy about some kitten would be infinitesimal low. I don't mind playing with cats though, I just don't feel any urge to get one myself and even far less to kiss one, but unlike our distance-to-the-sun person not because I would fear some random, extremely small entities, but rather because I see no point in doing so You've just not yet met a cat who will melt your heart enough to get past this barrier! |
| I've gotten small mouth ulcers from kissing cats and I continue to do so;_; |
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I've gotten small mouth ulcers from kissing cats and I continue to do so;_;
| @Absurdo_N You probably have toxoplasmosis too Next thing you know you’ll be standing in the middle of a highway wondering why the truck is running over you |
| I don't kiss cats. I just hug them. That is good enough. |
 She kind of smells like pee and the litter box but it’s ok I must kiss |
| My cat is cleaner than me. She spends half her waking life grooming herself. I wouldn't kiss a stray, though. |
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| [THIS POST WAS MADE BY TOXOPLASMOSIS GANG] |
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[THIS POST WAS MADE BY TOXOPLASMOSIS GANG]
| @thewiru Brave of you to confess your condition.🤭 |
| I've heard that cat fur is not good for skin, but I don't give a shit about that. I kiss my cats on the forehead, the cheeks, their paws... Honestly, a lot of spots on them are up for kisses (with obvious exceptions). |
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| It's not a very good idea, you might pick up germs from doing it and the cat won't appreciate it. Cats are to be stroked. |
| Yeah, I never understood the pet owners who kiss their cats. They poop in a litterbox and then lick the paws they used to bury that poop. I love my cat but I'd never put my mouth on her lol |
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